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Money Whoppers

Enormous sums, moved by nobody, into nothing.

7 fabrications 2 corrections 5 corrections pending 0 lawsuits so far

AI-generated satirical image: the Moon with a large bite taken out of one side, a small suited figure floating beside it holding cutlery. Not a real photograph. See Our Method.
The Moon, shortly after the second course. — generated image; not a real event. AI-GENERATED IMAGE — OBVIOUSLY FAKE

He did it!

Billionaire eats one entire moon

Sources describe the meal as “ambitious.” Behind the click: who actually owns the Moon, and why the answer is getting expensive.

Correction 0024 · 522 words · Nobody. Which is exactly why the argument is becoming expensive.

  • Bees unionize, immediately win better hours

    The hive reportedly ratified in under a minute. Behind the click: why two honest labor stories can cite completely opposite numbers.

    No. 0023 · 493 words · Why two labor stories can cite opposite numbers

  • Ohio quietly cancelled, nobody notices for a week

    Neighboring states declined to comment or to look.

    Correction pending

  • Regional bank found to be operated entirely by one owl

    Deposits are safe. The owl is not commenting. The owl never comments.

    Correction pending

  • Entire cryptocurrency politely gives itself back

    It said it was sorry. It has not been seen since.

    Correction pending

  • Fortune 500 CEO replaced by a large indoor plant, profits rise

    The plant does not attend meetings. This is credited as the main innovation.

    Correction pending

  • Tenants discover landlord has been fog the entire time

    Rent was still collected. Nobody can explain how.

    Correction pending