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Money Whoppers

Enormous sums, moved by nobody, into nothing.

9 fabrications 4 corrections 5 corrections pending 0 lawsuits so far

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FROZEN SOLID

NARNIAN POLITICIAN FROZEN SOLID, STILL DEMANDING EARLY WINTER—REFUSES SHOVEL LOBBY DONATIONS

A Narnian politician refuses to thaw until early winter is guaranteed—and Big Shovel's donations keep flowing

Correction 0049 · 501 words · No one paid for snow this time — but a real snowfall is in the forecast as the long-running outdoor market closes out its 2026 run, according to a report from rdnewsnow.com.

  • PICKLED, LITIGIOUS, AND SOMEHOW TRADEMARKED AT THE FARMER'S MARKET

    Two farmer's market vendors are locked in a trademark dispute over who owns the rights to their competing pickle brands—and the legal fees are jarring.

    No. 0042 · 470 words · Red Deer Market debate to examine Alberta separation ahead of Oct. 19 referendum

  • Billionaire eats one entire moon

    Sources describe the meal as “ambitious.” Behind the click: who actually owns the Moon, and why the answer is getting expensive.

    No. 0024 · 522 words · Who owns the Moon, legally speaking

  • Bees unionize, immediately win better hours

    The hive reportedly ratified in under a minute. Behind the click: why two honest labor stories can cite completely opposite numbers.

    No. 0023 · 493 words · Why two labor stories can cite opposite numbers

  • Ohio quietly cancelled, nobody notices for a week

    Neighboring states declined to comment or to look.

    Correction pending

  • Regional bank found to be operated entirely by one owl

    Deposits are safe. The owl is not commenting. The owl never comments.

    Correction pending

  • Entire cryptocurrency politely gives itself back

    It said it was sorry. It has not been seen since.

    Correction pending

  • Fortune 500 CEO replaced by a large indoor plant, profits rise

    The plant does not attend meetings. This is credited as the main innovation.

    Correction pending

  • Tenants discover landlord has been fog the entire time

    Rent was still collected. Nobody can explain how.

    Correction pending