No.0030
Ex-president secretly running a llama cartel out of a Buc-ee's
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No.0029
Doctor cures Monday with a single grape
No.0028
Pop star replaced by a very confident goose
No.0027
Mars found to be entirely made of ham
No.0026
Astronomers confirm the night sky is a screensaver
No.0025
Weather presenter admits she has been inventing Tuesdays
No.0024
Billionaire eats one entire moon
No.0023
Bees unionize, immediately win better hours
No.0022
Pop legend revealed to be three people in one very long coat
No.0021
Man completes 40-day cleanse, is now 94% oat milk
No.0020
Senator admits he is four raccoons in a trench coat
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No.0019
Dog wins Nobel, refuses it, buries the medal
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No.0018
Man marries own reflection, files taxes jointly
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No.0017
Beloved actor admits he has been a committee since 2011
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No.0016
Singer's hair successfully filed as a dependent
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No.0015
Reality star buys the concept of Wednesday
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No.0014
Pontiff opens rival Vatican in a strip mall
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No.0013
She kept the shoes. The shoes were a hologram.
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No.0012
Ohio quietly cancelled, nobody notices for a week
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No.0011
Regional bank found to be operated entirely by one owl
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No.0010
Entire cryptocurrency politely gives itself back
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No.0009
Fortune 500 CEO replaced by a large indoor plant, profits rise
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No.0008
Tenants discover landlord has been fog the entire time
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No.0007
Gravity now optional in parts of Nevada
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No.0006
Earth quietly renting a second moon on a monthly plan
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No.0005
Sun announces it will be taking Tuesdays off
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No.0004
Astronaut returns from orbit, has forgotten what space was
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No.0003
Mattress company admits mattress cures absolutely nothing
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No.0002
Dentist confesses he invented flossing to fill a quiet Tuesday
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No.0001
All gyms revealed to be the same single room
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