No.0049
NARNIAN POLITICIAN FROZEN SOLID, STILL DEMANDING EARLY WINTER—REFUSES SHOVEL LOBBY DONATIONS
Rain or Shine, The Market at Red Deer Heads Into Final Weekend of Season
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No.0048
TURKEYS, DRONES, AND A VERY URGENT ESCAPE PLAN!
No.0047
BANFF'S BOSS BEAR REJECTED FROM ALASKA FAT BEAR WEEK, NOW COMMUNICATING ONLY IN MORSE CODE
No.0043
WALRUS LEARNS HE'S BASICALLY HUMAN, DEMANDS REFUND FROM ROYAL TYRRELL MUSEUM
No.0042
PICKLED, LITIGIOUS, AND SOMEHOW TRADEMARKED AT THE FARMER'S MARKET
Red Deer Market debate to examine Alberta separation ahead of Oct. 19 referendum
No.0041
AI HALLUCINATES 537 PHANTOM MODELS, FASHION WEEK RUNWAY COLLAPSES UNDER GHOST FOOTSTEPS
A Weekend in New York, Seen Through the Lens of Canada-U.S. Relations
No.0040
PETER'S DRIVE-IN, ELON MUSK, AND A HYPERLOOP MADE OF CHEESEBURGERS
International Students Deserve Clear Rules — and a Fair Hearing
No.0039
GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ ELECTED ALBERTA PREMIER WHILE STILL IN SEQUINS ON LIVE TV
Alberta's Separatist Talk Deserves an Open Debate, Not Whispers
No.0038
JANN ARDEN LEADS 10,000-PERSON CONGA LINE THAT ACHIEVES ESCAPE VELOCITY OVER CALGARY
No.0036
ESCALATOR LEADS TO SEA GOD'S MEMORIES, NORDSTROM ADDS SECOND HANDRAIL
No.0035
MAC AND CHEESE BREAKS UP WITH CHEESEBURGER MID-CONCERT, CROWD TRIES TO CONSUME THE GRIEF
No.0034
EDMONTON SUBURB ZONING COMMITTEE SUBMITS REPORT TO OMNIPOTENT DEITY COUNCIL, ACCIDENTALLY USES COMIC SANS
No.0033
ALBERTA HIGHWAY 2 DOUBLES AS BIFROST—COMMUTERS REPORT MANDATORY HORN BLOWING AT GOLDEN GATE
Lacombe Town Hall on AI Data Centres Turns Heated as Residents Press Officials for Answers
No.0032
JACQUELINE BIOLLO BUYS EDMONTON ELKS, IMMEDIATELY TRADES ENTIRE ROSTER FOR SENTIENT POTATOES
Alberta Entrepreneur Jacqueline Biollo Rejects Separatism, Says Province Is Stronger Inside Canada
No.0031
Alberta's AI Writes 10,000 Laws in Backwards Latin While Physically Hovering Three Feet Off the Ground
Behind the Separatism Debate, a Calgary Lawyer Asks: Where's the Other Side?
No.0030
Ex-president secretly running a llama cartel out of a Buc-ee's
No.0029
Doctor cures Monday with a single grape
No.0028
Pop star replaced by a very confident goose
No.0027
Mars found to be entirely made of ham
No.0026
Astronomers confirm the night sky is a screensaver
No.0025
Weather presenter admits she has been inventing Tuesdays
No.0024
Billionaire eats one entire moon
No.0023
Bees unionize, immediately win better hours
No.0022
Pop legend revealed to be three people in one very long coat
No.0021
Man completes 40-day cleanse, is now 94% oat milk
No.0020
Senator admits he is four raccoons in a trench coat
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No.0019
Dog wins Nobel, refuses it, buries the medal
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No.0018
Man marries own reflection, files taxes jointly
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No.0017
Beloved actor admits he has been a committee since 2011
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No.0016
Singer's hair successfully filed as a dependent
Correction pending