Every headline on this site is a lie. Every article behind it is not. You're welcome.

The paper one

The print edition. Two 11×17 sheets, folded once and stapled twice into an 8.5×11 booklet — eight faces, every lie with its correction on the same physical page.

A correction that only exists on a website is a correction nobody folds into their pocket. These are free, and printing one yourself is the intended way to get it.

No edition has been approved for print yet.

How to print it

  1. Four pages, each 17.25 × 11.25 in including bleed. Print on two sheets of 11 × 17 tabloid stock, both sides.
  2. Set the duplex to long-edge flip. A short-edge flip turns every back page upside down and looks perfectly correct on screen, which is how most copies of this get ruined.
  3. 70 lb uncoated offset, natural white. Never gloss.
  4. Nest the two sheets, fold once on the short axis, staple twice on the fold about 3.5 in apart.
  5. Read it in that order before you decide it worked.

Every correction number printed in the booklet opens the article on this site. That is checked before an edition is approved, and it is the reason the numbers are there.